the staff

crispy.

fresher than thou

Adler is the coolest kid on Elmwood. It's written in stone.

hats for sale

hey! we have cool hats now from block headwear!
I'd love to show you but my camera is dead, try again later.

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coming soon

Oktoberfest in Numbers

Today is my one year anniversary of being in business. To celebrate, I'm thinking an Oktoberfest themed party. Here is some info about the real fest...


I'm going to try and quarter the beer, double the lost property, and throw an oxen or two in there.

firebrand is rated 'ARRGGGGGH'

What other fucking store can deliver like we do?

IMAGINE...
1 Jessica
1 Lu Lu
1 Marcus
12 cupcakes
1 authentic pirate
14 Canisius Cross Country Runners
1 Magnum 40 oz

Delivered to Erin "Sweet N Dirty" Habes in 30 minutes or less.


Go big or go home.

TUCKING AND BOWING

As far as I can see there are the people who tuck and people who bow.
That's the way life goes... Personally, I'm a bower.

I want to delve into the meaning of all this...
Why tuck? ... Why bow? ... What's better, tucking or bowing?
And most importantly, can a tucker and a bower live in harmony?

This great debate could reveal the threads in the fabric of our existence... or not.

More on Tuckers vs. Bowers to come.

amazingness

it's kinda like photoshop only this is what you get...


try and get an uglier picture I dare you... www.yearbookyourself.com

Found

Found this shopping list at Papaya last night....

I say go for the slim jims honey.

FALL PREVIEW

click this shoe...

and all your wildest dreams will come true.

If they don't just update your flash player, then click the shoe, then the dream thing.

special treatment

This is where my stupid new dress has traveled over the past 25 days...

Can you be "en route" to buffalo when you've already technically passed through buffalo?

I'm now taking bets on the date of actual arrival... I have September 8th locked up.

You can also bet on if it will cross the Mississippi. My money's on yes.

It's the BUFFA-GAME

Take the prefix 'buffa' and attach any word that begins with the letter 'lo'...

For example:


BUFFALOMEIN


BUFFALOCUST


BUFFALOAF!


It's fun!!! All the kids are doing it, and by 'all the kids' I mean the ones that don't get out much.

what if this happened...

"HEY! I have a great idea! Lets steal a cell phone from an innocent Japanese student... that way she'll have to pay for a new one, loose all her contacts that she ever made in the US, and be unable to contact her family in Japan for days!

"No wonder I'm your friend! You think of the funnest things ever! Hey, while we're at it lets see if this register drawer opens. Ooooh! and also lets try and break in the basement door... it might be a good time!"


that would be some crazy shit.

triflin hos wanna steal my man

Actually, no, they want to steal my money. Which is even worse!
Any knowledge on these lovely lasses will earn you a plentiful reward.

stranger strikes again

Well... I got my second bouquet today, and this one came with a name....

Fellers... take a little lesson from "BOB" if you want to impress the ladies.

I'm just saying....

Some of you may have noticed that I have this BIG NIFTY BRICK WALL...

well it's true... oh and on a completely different topic of conversation... have you guys ever heard of paste-ups? I think they're pretty cool! Here are a few nice examples...



yeah...

ooooooooh snap!

this includes all previously marked down items, get em while they're here!

sweet stranger

Someone brought me these...

and I have no idea who it was.

big necklaces

Something I'm really into of late is GIANT necklaces, like fucking giant necklaces.

Here are some inspirations...




bad.

trouble makers

I love a trouble maker, that is for sure... but when they infiltrate the store and try and break in my register and succeed in stealing my employees cell phone? Well you better believe I will blow them up.

This is a warning... bring the cell phone back today no questions asked or I will post your stupid little faces all over the neighborhood, the myspace page, craigslist casual encounters, police headquarters, facebook, and drop flyers out of a fucking helicopter.


don't believe me? I dare you to come back in the store... we can have a little chat woman to woman.

Stay tuned!

check your donkey door

cankle bandits

I got this for you...

this is a cool commercial I think

pretty nice converse... waaaaaay better than your last ad campaign.

a good aesthetic

holy hot.

happy birthday baby!

When this beautiful baby girl took some of her first steps in these 'little miss sunshine adidas' mom and dad couldn't say no (even if it means waiting a few months to grow into them)

Happy 1st birthday!!!!

-Love Firebrand

the sandal rule

truth... tell your girlfriend

just another day

livin' in real shoes from yours truly

totally marked down

lots of stuff ultra cheap... mega ultra

can't find it