wegmans pussy sighting

mew.

dear block club

will you be my valentine?

I will always love you, even with that mustache.

wiki balls dropped

here is a "list of objects dropped on new years eve". pennsylvania is getting crazy with it, honestly, a giant peep? a lebanon bologna stick?.

and yes, I did use that picture.

LEOPARD LOOSE IN BUFFALO!

get that money honey

It's the Bad Wigs and Ugly Track Suits Walk!

OMG! This is so inspiring.

The MuuMuu's and Curlers walk?

The Granny's and Brown Baggers walk?

The Christmas Sweater and Eggnog chug'n'walk?

Endless possibilities!

late night at walgreens

Thank you leon... you deserve a gold star.

stay tuned!

spoiler alert

tomorrow is going to be a shitshow.

game on!

booaggio radleioni?

My Boo Radley dropped a new gift today...


spaghetti.

chi chi's second driving lesson

this seems more her speed.

(I don't get what's up with the sound tho)

chi chi's first driving lesson

yikes.

Boo Radley and me

first there was this...

now this...


left on my doorstep.

Birthday for the Sunday Shoe Seller.

We had a sick FB party last night celebrating Matt's birthday!
'

Hell yea we dance at Firebrand and have races on Elmwood.


New Attraction, LIVE Firebrand Footwear Models!


Watch him in his element....

making the sale.

Great fucking night.

breaker breaker this is firebrand good buddy

I'm on a mission to increase communication along the Elmwood Strip. So now, my good blog readers, I present to you mission 'ElmwoodStripNiner, What's your 20?'

The mission goes like this: find CB radios and distribute them to local cool people and businesses along The Elmwood Strip. Next, plug those shits in and CB all fuckin' day! This way all the cool kids along the block can keep up with each other's haps. Genius, I know.

To prepare you, I've pnged 'B' section of a very long list of CB radio slang:


See you at the Beaver Palace... Over and Out!

I'm coming apart! OH MOTHER OF GOD, I'M COMING APART!!!!

this reminds me of something...

a massacre at firebrand

killer fuckin' robots

Transformers

Check out what LuLu has been up to...

she's a mad scientist!!!!

MAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!!!

love at first sight

When the den mother is away the geese will play...



And apparently do extensive inventory too. I FUCKING LOVE MY BABIES!

In Good Company

Best damn day of my life.

I love my babies. And my babies love me.

The ultimate people cocktail.

CHAIDER! IT'S LIKE CHAI WITH CIDER!

hey it's my new window!

Custom Keds by Lu Lu


CHEERS!

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coming soon