Showing posts with label the cat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the cat. Show all posts

11.17.2009

All this can be yours


sad but true the lovely bernadette is looking for a new home with a new mom. and now I'll share with you, gentle reader, a bit about her life:

Bernadette was born august 10th 2006. She has no history of any illness or infections and is up to date on all her shots as of february 20th 2009. She still has all her claws, enjoys wellness brand weight management cat food, and visits the Ellicott Small Animal Hospital yearly. Her hobbies include sleeping, sitting, and playing with strings.

I adopted her from the Buffalo Animal Shelter at PetSmart in February this year... I'm so bummed about letting her go, but if there is someone with a genuine interest, that would be able to keep her for the rest of her sweet little life I would be so happy.

Never a mew mew out of her mouth unless she's hungry, and never ever a claw or scratch to a person. Raised an indoor lady, and seems to like it that way. Fans of Bernadette say she is fluffy and cuddley. Critics can only say she is a bit overweight.

She does occasionally scratch my sofa, but I must admit, I never trained her properly. I did recently buy a spray bottle to give her a quick mist down if she acts up. Based on her history, I'm convinced she'll learn quickly and be a better cat in no time.

That's all we have to say about Bernadette.

no... this is all we have to say:

8.13.2009

oh no you didn't...


oh yes I did...

adjustable neckwear for cats!?!
mew! mew! mew!

3.02.2009

bernadette goes to the vet

there was a cat named bernadette, or maybe she was an owl...

bernadette and mom went to the vet to meet dr. reed stevens...

mom shouted, 'fourteen pounds! oh me, oh my!'

'congratulations bernadette' dr. reed stevens said, 'you are a healthy cat...
or owl...
I'm not really sure.'

bernadette hooted, or maybe she meowed.

- the end

addendum:
mom thought, 'remember to bring a screwdriver next time.'

2.14.2009

bernadette

please play:







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and keep on loving me.

I got a cat

who is a bit of this

this

this

and this