who needs new shoes?

we do! we do!

well you idiots, come check out the mega markdowns at firebrand.

up to 75% off original prices

wiki balls dropped

here is a "list of objects dropped on new years eve". pennsylvania is getting crazy with it, honestly, a giant peep? a lebanon bologna stick?.

and yes, I did use that picture.

only in the eighties

are the words 'chicken nuggets' and 'party' synonymous

venuses in furs

at antique world in clarence

tribute to the late catwoman

inpiration:

result:

push these buttons bitch

what style socks do pirates wear?

this cuff-shoe-sock combination is perfection


ARRRGH-yle.

flipped brim: yea or nay?

yea!

L.M.F.A.O.

Kanye West - "Love Lockdown LMFAO Remix"

good good great.

miss new booty

I found you at my secret store.

merry christmas

love space peepole

turbans.

firebrand's got it. OO DE LALLY!

OH MI GOD!

it's firebrand tape!

Mr. Pussy Fantasm

I stayed at my parents house last night in my old room. When I woke up I swear I saw Mr. Pussy sitting on the dresser, looking back at me with his one green eye. Turns out it was only a shirt.

Or was it?

new glasses

OG LOCS

CLARK KENTS

BAMBOO BANGERS

only at the firebrand

christmas greetings from firebrand

HO HO HO!

patsy cline

patsy cline radio is so good

trust the firebrand.

spider suicider

As I was showering this morning I noticed a little baby spider clinging desperately to a dew drop on my bathroom tile. I got out of the shower and dried him off with a square of toilet paper and moved him to a dry wall in the house.

I showed him some kindness because life is worth living.

Seasons Greetings

From my Christmas Tree Friends

The Great Firebrand Sleepover

Come by firebrand, saturday december 20th for 'The Great Firebrand Sleepover.'

Located at 715 Elmwood Ave from 8pm to 11am.

It's sure to be a great time, special discounts and holiday cheer getting served up way into the night.

See the FB staff dish out cookies and cocoa in their footie pajama. Except for Jessica, She's probably going to fall asleep and someone is going to freeze her bra. Again.

Other Probablies include:
Watching 'A Christmas Story'
COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES
Hot Cocoa, Spiked for her pleasure
Silly Idiotic antics all night long
Twister
Pillow Fights
Sleeping bag races
Makeovers
Morning Rush on Acropolis for Pancakes

Come by, even if you can't sleep over. We won't pick on you and call you a mama's boy.

If you can sleep over, don't forget your sleeping bag, and jammies (no one wants to see that).

OR bring your bottle of jameson and a camera, because this is going to be one silly fucking night.

Game on Christmas, Game on!

put a little love in your heart

annie lennox and al green


pierre, tim, and eric



get sexy kids!

knitty gritty

knit thingies from Yokoo.

straight outta compton...

and onto the shelves of firebrand





put on a diaper and skip to 2:52

LEOPARD LOOSE IN BUFFALO!

get that money honey

Dear Santa,

I would like a raiders jacket and a big gold chain for Christmas. I've been a good girl. You don't like how I'm livin'? well fuck you.

- Jessica

ichat with dad

no la luz!

Power failure? Not a problem for Erin "fucking soldier" Habes. Just flag down a national grid employee and ask him what the dilly silly.

the inconstant dot...

such is my life.

google tasks

tears to my eyes

GOAL!

It's the Bad Wigs and Ugly Track Suits Walk!

OMG! This is so inspiring.

The MuuMuu's and Curlers walk?

The Granny's and Brown Baggers walk?

The Christmas Sweater and Eggnog chug'n'walk?

Endless possibilities!

nifty!

I've never seen this until today and I'm impressed. That is all.

the gift of soul

free podcast

face in hole part 2

Goose Down Full Head Coverage Mask:




OMFG! is this for real?

face in hole part 1

put your face in the hole!

that's what she said.

late night at walgreens

Thank you leon... you deserve a gold star.

stay tuned!

store robot?

until the store dog becomes a reality... I'm considering a store roomba.



An obsessive compulsive's best friend.

face dance

christmas in clarence

Last weekend I went to the flea market with my dad. While wandering we stumbled upon Christmas in Clarence. Christmas trees, rides, Elves, fresh baked cookies, hot cocoa, a rustic barn, sleigh rides, light show, SANTA, magic, magic, magic.


(me and dad reflected in the old carnival mirror inside the barn)

Check it out this weekend... maybe you'll see me and my dad riding the Christmas Train or fighting over Santa's lap.

A Brainstorm: Dog Names

Possible Names for the Store Dog:

Imochan, Wonton, Sparkle, Biscuit, Bunny, Stick, Mickey, Shitface, Lil' Bastard, Mitten, Dave, Gary Coleman, Skip, Dad, Button, Soda Pop, Tequito, Reggie, Parrot, Jingles, Marco, Ne-phew, Son, Peter, Melon, Mommy, Pashmino, Orange, Zoobaz, Hook, Gidget, Penny, Bagel, Doughnut, BLOGIE, Jelly, Jelly Bean, Rascal, Stewart, Bran Muffin, Fupa, Kick Me, MacGyver, Candy, Donatella Versace, Duncan, ...


Jess likes Dad, Mitten, and Stewart
LuLu likes MacGyver and Duncan
Matt likes Marco

official food of firebrand

ANNIE'S HOMEGROWN CINNAMON BUNNY GRAHAMS!



they're 75% organic... matt loves them!

Hottest Sweater in Town

Jaclyn Smith Kmart Collection = Grandma Chic.

Jingles.

What happened to my delicious jingles?!

Seriously, I went to Wegmans and all they had was Santa's Favorites. Were Jingles a figment of my imagination...those yummy sparkley christmas treats?

I had to investigate, here's what I discovered:

Jingles are real... at least they were. Back in the day Salerno made 'Jingles', a delicious anise flavored cookie in various christmasy shapes. Then, Keebler bought the Salerno brand and threw away all the Salerno favorites, except Jingles. Keebler changed the Jingles recipe leaving out the anise flavor, but still called the cookies Jingles. Years later, Salerno reemerged in the cookie industry and brought back the original Jingles recipe. However, because Keebler had rights to the Jingle name, Salerno had to rename their old classic. And thus Santa's Favorites became the new Jingles.




"Jessie, I can't believe we're blogging about Jingles." - Matt

Believe it.

boredom buy

Last night at 11:30pm I was in need of double-sided-tape and some life direction. So I did the only thing I could think of: I went to Walgreens. Here's what I found...


'No Nonsense' no show bamboo fiber socks (3 pack) buy one get one free! $4.99

I'm wearing them right now and I'm pretty sure my feet are more enlightened than I am.

actually I'm positive they are.

just another day at firebrand

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