bernadette goes to the vet

there was a cat named bernadette, or maybe she was an owl...

bernadette and mom went to the vet to meet dr. reed stevens...

mom shouted, 'fourteen pounds! oh me, oh my!'

'congratulations bernadette' dr. reed stevens said, 'you are a healthy cat...
or owl...
I'm not really sure.'

bernadette hooted, or maybe she meowed.

- the end

addendum:
mom thought, 'remember to bring a screwdriver next time.'