your money is no good here sir

some jackass is trying to scam all of elmwood with fake 5, 10, and 20 dollar bills. we sorta busted him yesterday with a crappy 20.

be on the look out for this man:

his money is phoney baloney and he kind of looks like ryan miller.
if you see him... pee on him, or call the coppers... that's a federal offense. (both the peeing and the counterfeiting)