the staff

crispy.

fresher than thou

Adler is the coolest kid on Elmwood. It's written in stone.

hats for sale

hey! we have cool hats now from block headwear!
I'd love to show you but my camera is dead, try again later.

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coming soon

Oktoberfest in Numbers

Today is my one year anniversary of being in business. To celebrate, I'm thinking an Oktoberfest themed party. Here is some info about the real fest...


I'm going to try and quarter the beer, double the lost property, and throw an oxen or two in there.

firebrand is rated 'ARRGGGGGH'

What other fucking store can deliver like we do?

IMAGINE...
1 Jessica
1 Lu Lu
1 Marcus
12 cupcakes
1 authentic pirate
14 Canisius Cross Country Runners
1 Magnum 40 oz

Delivered to Erin "Sweet N Dirty" Habes in 30 minutes or less.


Go big or go home.

TUCKING AND BOWING

As far as I can see there are the people who tuck and people who bow.
That's the way life goes... Personally, I'm a bower.

I want to delve into the meaning of all this...
Why tuck? ... Why bow? ... What's better, tucking or bowing?
And most importantly, can a tucker and a bower live in harmony?

This great debate could reveal the threads in the fabric of our existence... or not.

More on Tuckers vs. Bowers to come.

amazingness

it's kinda like photoshop only this is what you get...


try and get an uglier picture I dare you... www.yearbookyourself.com

Found

Found this shopping list at Papaya last night....

I say go for the slim jims honey.

FALL PREVIEW

click this shoe...

and all your wildest dreams will come true.

If they don't just update your flash player, then click the shoe, then the dream thing.

special treatment