perfect for these fall temperatures

woops ... a cleanin error

af er cleanin he s ore, I hink I mus have scrubbed he keyboard a li le oo hard.. I broke hree impor an keys. shi !

who needs a full alphabe anyways?

I will make do!

rotten

someone please for the love of god bury the remains of this bike

it's been at the wilson farms forever.

a serious threat

amityville horror

check out this story I read today, courtesy of the buffalo news:

04/10/09 06:56 AM QUEENS
Woman’s fatal plunge injures teen in mall

NEW YORK (AP)—A woman who jumped to her death Wednesday landed on a teenager in a mall in Queens, causing injuries that sent him to a hospital, authorities said.
The lower level of the Queens Center Mall was packed with high school students on spring break.
A relative said Derrick MuInoz, 17, was briefly knocked unconscious and had a large gash on his head. He is a student at Amityville High School on Long Island.
Queens District Attorney Richard A. Brown said the woman was in her early to mid- 50s. She was with two teenagers before she plunged several stories.

remember kids:
it's cooler AND safer to shop on elmwood.

desperate times

desperate measures.

is it today again?

this week I feel like bill murray in the movie 'groundhog day.' except instead of waking up in snowy punxsutawney every morning, I'm having recurring gastrointestinal dysfunctions and wireless internet meltdowns. This is day 4.

but, thanks to richard and daniel at applecare, chi chi's magical chinese herbs, and andre's chicken soup, I'm feeling a lot better.

Let's hope I never see this day again.

corny

I haven't really got busy with tv for almost a year, but today I watched a marathon of 'millionaire match maker' at my cousin's house and saw this ad during the commercial break:


fucking america... I'm turning hippy, my kids will be drinking parsley-beet juice out of a hemp sippy cup.

I don't even have anything else to say about this.

dress fail

I was watching the inauguration coverage and talking on the phone with my mom when holy shit!!?!?!?!?!


at first I thought it was a clip from regan's inauguration, but NO! Someone actually created this dress - in this decade! all of ABC network's sanity and good taste was clearly somewhere on the lost island because they allowed this burgundy nightmare to go to the inaugural ball. poor cynthia mcfadden.

I made mom run to the tv to check it out. tanya harding would be so jeal jeal. double axle triple gag.

also, it's nice to know the dynasty was there to represent.

only in the eighties

are the words 'chicken nuggets' and 'party' synonymous

push these buttons bitch

merry christmas

love space peepole

face in hole part 2

Goose Down Full Head Coverage Mask:




OMFG! is this for real?